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Well gang...another nude gardening season is in full swing (no pun intended). I, for one, refuse to let the loss of a ball due to a carelessly disguarded garden rake deter me from my quest to have the most awesome cucumber patch in the whole trailer park ! To all you would be nude gardeners out there, always, ALWAYS, remember the nude gardener motto...." To avoid wearing a frown, always remember TINES DOWN !".  Happy nude gardening dudes !

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While pondering participation in this years festivities, I came across some more helpful tips.  Glad I found the site.  I was actually considering the roses and the use of power tools.  Ouch!!

https://youshouldgrow.com/world-naked-gardening-day/

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I prefer the term Nude gardening over naked gardening, sounds a bit classier. That being said, my cucumber patch is coming along nicely and I am looking forward to a bumper crop this year. Should provIde some nice cucumber wine which I will bring to market in Newville WI..( which is also the home of the worlds largest Culvers )....YEAH, BOY !  

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The cucumber patch is coming along nicely, I believe 2018 will go down as one of the finest years as far as the cucumber wine industry is concerned. If you have not yet tasted a nice cucumber wine spritzer with a twist you are missing out. 

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Yeah, thats looks mighty tasty. Speaking of mighty tasty, after a long day of nude gardening in the cucumber path, I'm fixing to kick back with a few cucumber wine spritzers and get nude drunk. Hopefully it wont end up like the last time with me streaking around the trailer park shouting conspiracy theories. 

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So, anyways, yeah. This weekend is our yearly trailer park party. I will be breaking out a few bottles of my vintage cucumber wine. Always a good time, the trailer babes get a chance to strut their stuff and it will culmulate in drunken fights, gratuitis nakedness and a few arrest. 

P.S. this year I will not be bailing Mike out of county, his dogs keep crapping in my yard. 

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Tippin; a few cows...

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I know that I have just the right amount of mayonaise on my American fries when I tell myself..." Dude, thats too much mayo on those fries, whats your prob...I'm gonna start kicking my ass if I dont start listening to myself, DOUCHBAG !"   

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Mr.Obvious wrote:

bahahahah nice!!

"Jay Cutler can throw a football and cut it through the elements as well as anyone out there. Arm talent immense, the upside you love it. The reason I'm critical is I wish I had it"-Trent Dilfer

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