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If I knew for a certainty that the earth was going to end in a month, at the top of my to do list would be to finish that damn bathroom remodeling job I've been working on for 3 month's because, I sure wouldnt want to go into the afterlife with that hanging over my head. 

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The Jaguars uniforms tonight are the color of baby poop.

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If you knew for certain of the impending doom, Mr. O.........I would come and help you finish your bathroom with time to spare! Then we would hit the riverboat casinos.....yes

Matt Nagy: "I know we need to run the ball more. I'm not an idiot."

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IHATETHEBEARS wrote:

The Jaguars uniforms tonight are the color of baby poop.

OK, you had to go and make it weird, huh ? Besides, what exactly is the color of baby poop ? It has been my experience that it comes in an assorted array of colors. 

Braile on drive up ATM's ? WTF !!!???

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Corn Cob wrote:

If you knew for certain of the impending doom, Mr. O.........I would come and help you finish your bathroom with time to spare! Then we would hit the riverboat casinos.....yes

I like the way you think Cobster..oh and......GO BUCKYEYES !

Braile on drive up ATM's ? WTF !!!???

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There is no way I would be around till the end. All those crazy things we don't do, hell yeah, all over that shit. I am going out on my terms, pushing the limits.

Train like you are 2nd, but play like you are 1st.

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I have deducted over many years of observations, studies and personal experiences that gravitationally challenged woman ( a.k.a. "Fat Broads / "Heifers") will lose app. 7-9 lbs. for every shot of Jameson that I ingest. App. 1 - 1 1/2 hr. before bartime they all start looking like Marisa Tomei. I have added visual aids for clarity.

First shot of Jameson:

Bartime :

Aftermath:

Mod Edit....Sorry Mr. O, last one was too much for me to let stay here. FYI, I would have let it be in the Adults Forum. Cal

 

Braile on drive up ATM's ? WTF !!!???

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Well if I knew for certain that the earth was going to end in a month, I would be happy as all get out because then I would know that this decease I have isn't going to cause me the slow painful dead that my doctors tell me it's going to, 

ALS isn't always what kills a big man sometimes he's heart just gives out.

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This crap chafs my ball when I go to the grocery store, manufacturers thinking we are idiots :

Case in point, no, there are 24 rolls in this package and 12 does not equal 24, these rolls are not any bigger than a regular roll, if anything, they're smaller 

...and 8 does not equal 12.

Braile on drive up ATM's ? WTF !!!???

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I have recently been diagnosed with a case of Midtranhookphobia, which is an unnatural fear of Midget Transvestite Hookers. There is no real cure, I was advised to avoid bars / establishments that have the names "Tiny's",  "Shorty's"  or "Lil" in them.

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Mr.Obvious wrote:

This crap chafs my ball when I go to the grocery store, manufacturers thinking we are idiots :

Case in point, no, there are 24 rolls in this package and 12 does not equal 24, these rolls are not any bigger than a regular roll, if anything, they're smaller 

...and 8 does not equal 12.

You are absolutely right!  I even opened the package and counted out the rolls right in front of the manager.  You should have seen the shocked look he had on his face.  Busted!

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